Instead of finding himself in nerd heaven–where every nerd gets fifty-eight virgins to role-play with–he woke up in Robert Wood Johnson with two broken legs and a separated shoulder, feeling like, well, he'd jumped off the New Brunswick train bridge.

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If you ask anyone to define nerd heaven, they would probably tell you it's a place where every nerd gets fifty-eight virgins to role-play with. In this quote, Kurt Cobain describes his experience of waking up in a rather unpleasant situation after jumping off the New Brunswick train bridge. It is assumed that he woke up from a dream that he was in nerd heaven, which is why the title of the quote is a play on words. His situation was not a happy one and he did not want to go through with it anymore.

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